Feb 182005

I was thinking the other day, as I was listening to some story about a heroine addict, that I get all of the pain from an injection without any of the fringe benefits. Nobody is going to be a Rebif abuser, it hurts yet doesn’t make you happy. Hence, I propose that Serano should sell additives to Rebif to make it more appealing/addictive. It would be so much easier to take when I was β€œforced” to take my Rebif hit, or just because I wanted my Rebif hit (hey I can quit anytime I want to! ;-). Plus, this has the added advantage of additional revenue for Serano. They would still ship you the base Rebif product, but then provide β€œadd-ons” that you could pull into the syringe as needed. Here are a couple of my product ideas:

  • Caff-Rebif: When you just need that extra kick to get you going. It would definitely get me to switch to taking Rebif in the morning! πŸ˜‰
  • Meth-Rebif: When the caffeine just isn’t doing the trick anymore and you definitely need a bigger kick to get you going.
  • Canna-Rebif: When you think your memory couldn’t get any worse, and don’t mind the munchies, but want to abate some of the MS symptoms without having to smoke something.
  • LSD-Rebif: When you just need a break from reality.
  • Val-Rebif: When you’re just too wound up and need a little valium to take the edge off. I definitely could have used this when I found out about this year’s insurance! πŸ˜‰
  • Ari-Rebif: When you need a little extra clarity that only Aricept can provide.

Of course there truly are endless possibilities. Sadly, I don’t see any of these hitting the shelves anytime soon. Maybe someone needs to start a DIY site to make your own additives. πŸ˜‰

  4 Responses to “Designer Rebif Additives? ;-)”

  1. You are such a card. πŸ™‚

    They need some additives for Copaxone and Tysabri, too.

  2. you are comical! i love the last part (aricept) i could use that, for my lack of short term memory. maybe i wouldnt need a note pad,lol

  3. Kurt I agree with you on the Copaxone, but the once a week and month with Avonex and Tysabri; why even bother? πŸ˜‰ I would think that’s just being a tease to the system! πŸ™‚

  4. Mmmmm, I want mine with sprinkles and anchovies!

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